Montrose Catering & Verse

Virtual Parties and Poems for Virtually Any Altitude

Who are we?

We are pragmatic dreamers, brooding optimists, and serious kidders-around. We were founded at the intersection of Need and Desire. A need to serve (people and food) and a desire to be fulfilled (until our cup runneth over). A need to find work while having fun and a desire to have fun while looking for work. A need to eat and a desire to play with food. A need to make connections and a desire for smiles. A need to be serious and a desire to be frivolous. And a need to have an excuse for our desire to surf the Web.

What do we do?

We help you have fun while you're going along, wherever it is you're going. We sustain you with virtual food and drink while you're fulfilling your virtual goals. Our specialty is paradoxes of many flavors.

How much does it cost?

If you need to ask, you can't afford us. Our fees are sky high but worth it. No rate card is available even upon request. You pay as you go - just as in life. The only difference is currency: we accept Virtual Funds only.

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Last updated on March 12, 2000, by Peter Bischof